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I came across this late as it was written a few years ago.

Is Your Son a Computer Hacker? a brilliant spoof advisory for parents that is made even more hilarious by the numerous comments from supposedly intelligent people that have failed to get the joke.

This article is the biggest crock of sh*t I’ve ever read.

I could argue every point, but let’s just say that being argumentative and surly in social behavior does not make hackers… it’s a behavior of everyone. I’m 22 and STILL act like in such manners when IDIOTS make comments like this and generalize about people without ANY sense of intelligence.

As far as AMD processors and upgrading to new technology…. People always want their systems to be FASTER so they can get more done in less time… not because it helps us break your computer faster. Oh and I *did* buy my AMD at a local computer shop NOT by ordering online.

As for academic ability… well, let’s just say I graduated in the top 5% of my class. Nevermind my appearance which has radically changed as I matured from baggy jeans to more professional work clothes and parted hair-cut to something more modern.

And what the heck is Lunix? Do you mean Linux the Operating System designed to compete with Windows? And oh my god let’s not talk about Quake, the popular game that kids like to play online with friends.

Oh and as computer technician and network administrator… I spend more than 10 hours on a computer per day.

As for the hacking manuals… yes I do read them… I like to know how to protect my systems, so people AREN’T stealing my data.

If you wanna call these behaviors hacking… by all means do so… just don’t expect the INTELLIGENT people in the world to be blinded by your ignorance and generalizations.

Aaron M. Hall

You may have graduated in the top 5% of your class but as you didn’t understand that it was a spoof Aaron M. Hall I suspect you have an autistic spectrum disorder such as Asperger’s Syndrome.

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