Month: November 2004

In honour of my dog who’s poorly at the moment, I present here the theme tune to The Littlest Hobo.

There’s a voice that keeps on calling me
Down the road is where I’ll always be

Every stop I make, I’ll make a new friend
Can’t stay for long, just turn around and I’m gone again.

Maybe tomorrow, I’ll want settle down,
Until tomorrow, I’ll just keep moving on.

Down this road, that never seems to end,
Where new adventure, lies just around the bend.

So if you want to join me for a while
Just grab your hat, come travel light – that’s hobo style.

Maybe tomorrow, I’ll want settle down,
Until tomorrow, the whole world is my home.

So if you want to join me for a while
Just grab your hat, come travel light
That’s hobo style.

Maybe tomorrow, I’ll want settle down,
Until tomorrow, I’ll just keep moving on.

There’s a world, that’s waiting to unfold,
A brand new tale, no one has ever told,

We’ve journey’d far but, you know it won’t be long,
We’re almost there and we’ve paid our fare, with the hobo song.

Maybe tomorrow, I’ll want settle down,
Until tomorrow, I’ll just keep moving on.

So if you want to join me for a while
Just grab your hat, come travel light – that’s hobo style.

Maybe tomorrow, I’ll find what I call home
Until tomorrow, you know I’m free to roam.

Tags: me

Bird flu ‘far deadlier than SARS’

The bird flu virus is far more lethal than the SARS virus that struck Asia last year and might unleash a pandemic that could kill many millions of people, a World Health Organization official says.

You are all going to catch bird flu and die BWA-HA-HAHA said Shigeru Omi, regional director of WHO’s Western Pacific Regional Office.

Tags: science

If you are like me you may be facing what the experts are calling the Band Aid Dilemma, the record is dismal but it is for a good cause so what should you do?

There is however a solution on hand.

The Band Aid Dilemma….
You want this record to succeed, because you feel for the plight of the refugees in the Dharfur region of Sudan and this project is funding aid projects on their behalf. However, you hate this recording and feel your musical ego looming and refusing to be bruised.

The answer?

• Buy as many copies of Do They Know It’s Christmas by Band Aid 20 as you can afford.
• Destroy them in amusing ways, on camera.
• Send us the pictures.

Charity. Violence. You know it makes sense.

Tags: music

The following was a comment made on my blog a few days ago…

The home office to issue Santa identity cards

To combat F4J Santa’s and at the same time minimise the risk of upsetting “real” Santa’s, the home office has decided to introduce official Santa Identity Cards. The cards must be worn at all times and must be clearly visible. They should be placed on the right lapel or slightly lower if beard length is a problem.

This sounds quite plausible especially given Home Secretary David Blunkett’s zeal for a National Identity Card scheme, but I’m not convinced this is true.

Tags: politics, ID cards, Christmas

I heard this on my car radio yesterday but as I wasn’t really listening I wasn’t entirely sure if I’d heard it correctly.

THE Apple iTunes music store has refused to sell the charity Band Aid song Do They Know It’s Christmas? because of a dispute over the proposed price of £1.49.

The Apple iTunes store usually sells tracks for 79p and has refused to raise the price in this instance for the charity record and the Band Aid organisers have refused to allow the price to be dropped to 79p as this will mean less money from each sale going to charity.

This seems to be a bit of a public relations disaster for Apple. I cannot see how this utter lack of charity is not going to damage Apple’s carefully crafted image.

The Band Aid single is of course available at numerous other stockists.

BBC News: Stores to stock 1m Band Aid CDs
Times Online: Apple iTunes don’t know it’s Christmas-time at all

Apologies for the awful pun in the title.

Tags: music

I’m a Secret Santa, are you? If not why not think about becoming one.

The idea of Secret Santa is very simple – you pull a name out of a hat and buy that person a present. Your name is in the hat as well, so someone buys you a present too! Everyone gets a present! Everyone’s happy!

To use Secret Santa, all you need is a wishlist* at Amazon. First you tell Santa about yourself. Then on December 10th you will be told who you’re buying a gift for. And by Christmas Day, everyone has a sparkly present to open!

Santa is a member of the “Holy Sprocket Church of the Sprained Clutch” – but don’t worry, you don’t have to convert. You can give and receive presents to celebrate Hannukah, Kwanza, Christmas or “secret holiday gift-giving robot day”…

Tags: Christmas

In yet another story of man made materials being used to better the lives of other species.

The Hand Up Project: Attempting to Meet the New Needs of Natural Life-Forms

Many Hermit Crabs have shells which are to small for their needs and resort to using refuse if they cannot find a suitable shell. The Hand Up Project proposes to meet this need by building artificial shells and dispersing them on appropriate beaches for the crabs to find and inhabit.

“The use of plastic in manufacturing these new homes is key. This material affords the crab an almost ideal dwelling. Being much lighter than calcium carbonate, these new houses do not take as much energy to carry during locomotion. Plastic is also structurally strong, which affords large areas of internal space in the new structures. This results in the greater internal volume-to-weight ratio that the crab prefers. Of additional benefit is the longevity of this material coupled with the way these crabs recycle and share their shelters. Due to the fact that plastic is non-biodegradable, these new forms may potentially outlast the life-span of the crab itself, thereby assuring many generations access to additional hand-me-down housing.”

Tags: science, nature

Disabled dolphin jumping again with world’s first artificial fin

TOKYO (AFP) – Fuji, a mother dolphin that lost 75 percent of her tail due to a mysterious disease, is jumping once again with the help of what is believed to be the world’s first artificial fin.

The 34-year-old dolphin held at Japan’s largest aquarium in the southern island of Okinawa wears the rubber fin for about 20 minutes a day allowing her to jump and to swim at the same speed of other dolphins.

“We are very grateful. Although she can swim without the artificial fin, the speed is very slow and she certainly cannot jump without it,” said Masaya Kowami, a breeder at Okinawa Churaumi Aquarium.

“Visitors have told us she looks happy,” he said.

I hate the idea of dolphins being kept in captivity but a story like this still warms the heart. I hope that she truly is happy with her new fin.

Tags: science, nature

BBC News: Is Spanish football racist?

Well, based on the evidence of last night’s match, which saw the Spanish fans directing racist abuse at Ashley Cole and Shaun Wright-Phillips my opinion would be yes. Football commentator Alan Hansen said he had two words for the Spanish crowd last night ‘Absolutely Pathetic’. Not exactly the two words I had in mind, I think Gary Lineker put it better when he described it as ‘Deplorable’.

English fans are by no means above reproach and there is still instances of violent behaviour when they travel abroad, but racist abuse has all but disappeared. There are still incidents of racial abuse in English league matches but they are perpetrated by a tiny minority of fans and are treated very seriously by FA officials.

The question arises what should have been done about it?

Should the English players have walked off in protest?
Should the Spanish players have walked off in protest?
Should the referee have stopped play?

Any or all of the above should have happened but didn’t. A strong message does need to be sent to fans of all nationalities that racism is not at all acceptable in the game of football. There have been calls for the Spanish team to be prevented from playing in the 2006 World Cup but I think that is perhaps the wrong move, it’s is very unlikely to happen anyway.

It is a widespread problem anyway and not merely confined to Spain, FIFA must take a hard stance on this issue as it is as serious a problem as violent hooliganism. One possible move would be to ban all fans of a national team from attending future matches for a set period of time or number of matches in a similar fashion to the punishment meted out to players for such offences.

This may lead to matches being played in completely empty stadia but I think the message will get through and crowds should become somewhat self-governing with those that continue to shout abuse being shouted down by their fellow fans rather than be joined in the abuse.

Tags: sport

BoingBoing heralds the return of Futurefeedforward “the best science fiction site on the Internet.” The reason for the hiatus was apparently due to the forthcoming Futurefeedforward novel an extract of which is available.

Be warned though as readers of the “BOOK” are subject to a fairly stringent END-READER LICENSE AGREEMENT.

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In other future related news Slashdot reveals that the DaVinci Institute has set its sights on creating a Museum of Future Inventions.

This will be a museum where they exhibit things that haven’t been invented yet, like spray on clothing, instant sleep, genetically engineered Velcro sheep, and metric time. Pretty creative stuff. Some of the people they have involved are Dr. Paul MacCready, inventor of the Gossamer Albatross and Paul Dusenbery, Founder of the Space Science Institute.

Tags: science, books