Five’s version of the celebrity reality show format The Farm returned to our screens last night. I always try to avoid watching programmes like this but often I’m drawn in against my will.
Quite by accident whilst flicking through tv channels I caught a part of the first show where they introduced all the ‘celebrities’ and amongst the usual has-beens and nobodies was a face I never expected to see, Mr. Ron Jeremy, Porn Star.
I’ve been fascinated by him since I watched the documentary Porn Star: The Legend of Ron Jeremy, not the best looking guy in porn by a long shot but he seemed like a genuinely nice guy and in many ways a kind of tragic figure as well.
Now a farmhand on this reality show Ron Jeremy met in many ways his pig equivalent.
The Farmhands were then introduced to The Farm’s resident boar, Nick.
“Nick has testicles and so he can be quite unpredictable,” Jon said.
“So this guy gets to go with all those girls?” asked a visibly impressed Ron.
“The breeding sows get pregnant by artificial insemination,” continued Ryan. “We do this so that we can introduce new blood to the breed,” he told the porn star adding, “it’s not pretty, Ron.”
Apparently Nick’s purpose on The Farm is mostly to act as a ‘teaser’- titillating the female pigs and getting them in the mood for love.
“He’s got a very strange demeanour this pig,” Ryan informed. “He looks gormless. Mind you, you look like that if you have sex a lot,” he concluded.
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