Last night I watched the crazy shit that was Dr Tatiana’s Sex advice to all creation, the world’s first science musical!
What could be more fascinating than copulating Honeybees exploding and kinky Dolphins that have sex with Turtles, not to mention the Sea Hares who form mating chains with each impregnating the creature in front.
Dear Dr Tatiana
I’m a queen bee, and I’m worried. All my lovers leave their genitals inside me and then drop dead. Is this normal?
Perplexed in CloverhillFor your lovers, this is the way the world ends – with a bang, not a whimper. When a male honeybee reaches his climax, he explodes, his genitals ripped from his body with a loud snap. I can see why you find this unnerving. Why does this happen? Alas, Your Majesty, your lovers explode on purpose. By leaving their genitals inside you, they block you up. In doing so, each male hopes you will not be able to mate with another. In other words, his mutilated member is intended as the honeybee version of a chastity belt.
There’s more to come tonight.
The TV show is based upon the book of the same name by Dr Tatiana aka Dr Olivia Judson of Imperial College London.
