What is it about the last day of the year that brings all the fucking idiots out of the woodwork to make enquiries of me at the cinema?
Why ask us if we are open tomorrow after you have just asked what we are showing tomorrow?
Yes we have all these films showing but we are not going to be open we shall just fucking play them to an empty auditorium!
And yes we have not fucking closed down – you’re standing in the bloody foyer asking the question – what the fuck do you think.
How many fucking people can there be in the city that don’t know where the new huge Odeon Multiplex is and why the fuck would they think it is okay to ask us for directions given that they are our rivals who are trying to put us out of business.
All these bloody questions when I’m trying not to any actual work and write stuff for this blog.
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