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Getting Wired

Perhaps it’s just me but The Wire seems to be rising to the surface amongst people’s collective unconscious recently. I’ve just finished rewatching all four seasons of the show and many of my friends who also watch it have been rewatching episodes recently too.

Two of the best scenes of ‘the best show on television’.

The Wire – Omar gives evidence against Bird Hilton

The All-“Fuck” Murder Investigation Scene from The Wire

Metafilter loves The Wire, and so does The Guardian newspaper.

Television Without Pity has started to do recaps

Snoop Pearson talks to The Washington Post about the ‘Role of Her Life’

Slate breaks down The Wire and analyzes it.

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Was someone kissing me?

Just watched this episode and I was really pleasantly surprised.

Didn’t know this was the first part of a three-part finale and so had just been expecting a filler episode which reintroduced the character of Captain Jack, but damn me was that good stuff even with the paper thin plot.

The plot was really just a shallow backdrop for what was an excellent character piece.

I love the character of Captain Jack Harkness and that the Doctor is both terrified of and attracted to him. Every piece of interaction between the two of them in this episode was brilliant from the bit where Jack talks about the Battle of Canary Wharf and the Doctor reveals that Rose actually survived to their talk when Jack was in the radiation room.

Derek Jacobi was rather bloody good as the tragic Professor Yana and wonderfully sinister Master. It seems so cruel that the almost saintly Professor who was willing to sacrifice himself to save what little remains of the human race would contain that monster.

Wasn’t too sure about John Simm’s version of the Master but then I think that they are trying to strongly establish him as the evil version of the Doctor as he has the same kind of insane exuberance that Tennant’s incarnation of the Doctor has.

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The Tao of Ralph Wiggum

The throwaway line “Oh, boy, sleep! That’s where I’m a viking!” uttered by the character Ralph Wiggum in The Simpsons has caused unholy debate on the internet lately.

Does he mean, or perhaps more specifically what did The Simpsons’ writers intend the meaning to be?

A) That he has an enjoyable recurring dream in which he is a Scandinavian warrior.
or
B) That he excels at sleeping.

The debate on this topic at Metafilter outshines all others out there. Especially the following comment posted by fleetmouse.

English is a flexible, nimble, shifting-pathogen language and is more than able to absorb that slight stretch of a figure of speech

Yes, exactly – which is why people are arguing about this in the first place – we’re used to this goddamn inexterminable cockroach of a language having umpteen layers of literal and figurative meaning.

God, I love the Frankenstein’s monster that is English. Sewn together out of dead languages and living ones that it kills and uses for spare parts. If the human race were exterminated, English would find a new host or wait for one to evolve. English does not sleep. It waits.

I love this metaphor for the English language.

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Four things… and a lizard.

Blink.

Wow yet another brilliant episode of Doctor Who and it is probably going to be the source of nightmares to come for a whole generation of British kids.

Very spooky and chilling stuff especially the montage at the end which really drove the point home that we could be surrounded by killer statues.

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Human Nature/The Family of Blood

That was really rather bloody good wasn’t it.

Perhaps I’m just still on the high from having just watched it but I’m currently thinking that this was the stand-out story of not just season three but of the new series entirely.

Very moving and awfully dark.

I thought what the Doctor did to the Family of Blood at the end was almost too dark for Doctor Who.

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Lost: Through the Looking Glass

Wow the finales to my favourite TV series are just getting better as the week goes on. Heroes was great but I felt a little let down by the rather lame confrontation of Sylar. Veronica Mars was really bloody fantastic but was tempered by knowing that we’d not be getting another season.

Lost takes the prize though. This was an unbelievable double length episode to finish the third season of the show.

I don’t know how but I had an inkling that the flashback was really a flashforward right from the very start with Jack on the plane. Either that or the presence of the beard is an indicator that we are in the Star Trek mirror universe which I guess would fit as the finale was titled “Through the Looking Glass”. Which leads us to Charlie and the events in the Looking Glass station.

The bits in the Looking Glass were excellent. Charlie get beaten by Bonnie and then freaking out both of the women when he explains what he’s doing there and how he’s gonna die and then when that unkillable bastard that is Mikhail turns up he sows dissent between them. I had a feeling that he wasn’t really dead when Desmond shot him with the speargun after Mikhail’s shooting of Bonnie and Greta. Then Charlie died a strangely noble death killed by the bastard Mikhail who I hope has survived the explosion to make it back to the mainland just so Sayid or Sawyer can torture him to death.

What were Bonnie and Greta really doing there? As it was pointed out the station pretty much ran itself without their input!

How and why was Penelope transmitting to the island? Who was she trying to reach? Has her Brazilian team from the second season finale pinpointed the location of the Island?

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Review: Veronica Mars – Season 3 finale

Goddamit!

They just had to go and pull it out of the bag with the finale of the show and remind me why I love it so much when they get it right that I’m now seriously pissed off that we won’t get a fourth season.

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Heroes: How to Stop an Exploding Man

The finale was a good solid episode with a few really bloody fantastic moments.

The whole ‘How do you stop an exploding man?’ thing resolved exactly how I thought it would with Nathan to the rescue, like my friend Trace I saw this happening half a season ago.

Loved it when Ando said Hiro looked badass and Hiro’s response to that.

Molly Walker’s mention of a man that scares her even more than Sylar.

Nikki smacking the shit out of Sylar and then Peter presumably absorbed her super-strength was cool and if the blood trail to the manhole is any indication we may yet get the full on Peter vs Sylar showdown we were missing here.

Hiro in 17th century Japan. Hells yeah!

Cannot possibly wait until the second season. If only I could time travel to the future like Hiro.

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Lost: The Man Behind the Curtain

Just WOW! Best episode ever! The last few episodes of the season better be this good.

We’re gonna be having some kinda of showdown between The Others and The Flight 815 survivors for sure when they come for Sun.

I hope we get the explanation for who or what Jacob is too. Also how the fuck does Richard not appear to have aged in 30 years?

I think Jacob in the very brief glimpse that we saw of him looked like Locke but with hair and a bit of a beard. Although given my theorising about what’s going on that is probably wrong and it’s not Locke at all.

I think that Ben became the leader of the Others because Richard recognised he had a special affinity with the island when he learnt that Ben was able to see his dead mother there and by that also have the ability to communicate with Jacob (who or what ever he might be).

I think Ben was able to summon his mother there in the same way that I believe Locke summoned his own father.

Ben fears that the Others may choose to replace him with Locke who seems to have a greater affinity with the island than Ben currently does. Richard undermined Ben’s plan to remove Locke from the group by giving Locke the means to kill his father through Sawyer.

Perhaps Richard is the real man behind the curtain.

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24: CTU security

Is it just me or does CTU LA seem to be the least secure Counter Terrorist facility on the planet. I’ve lost track now of how many times it has been successfully infiltrated or attacked it seems to have at least once a season if not more.

Hour 21 of Season 6 and it has happened again and been taken over by Chinese agents. Poor foolish Milo. This would never have happened had Bill Buchanan been left in charge!