Wednesday, May 31, 2006
&bull posted by Matt
Wharton @ 11:10 PM
Garage chemistry used to be a rite of passage for geeky kids. But in their search for terrorist cells and meth labs, authorities are making a federal case out of DIY science.
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&bull posted by Matt
Wharton @ 11:03 PM
Oblivion Domino DayThis is truly astounding.
I cannot imagine how many hours it must have taken to set up all the objects to create this. The physics of modern computer games really do allow some wonderful things to be created by players.
Labels: YouTube
&bull posted by Matt
Wharton @ 10:59 PM
The English are asymmetrical along the body, meaning that the left part is not a mirror image of the right. They do not have hardened exoskeletons, which results in horrible skin conditions. They breathe via their lungs through their permanently flared nostrils.
Their bodies can be classified into three major parts: head, abdomen and limbs. The limbs, one pair each of legs and arms, attach directly to the head. The Queen is responsible for laying the thousands of eggs required for replacing workers lost in Iraq. The number of males is generally low because only one male is needed for the entire reproductive process. Despite this, all English people, regardless of sex, are referred to as Englishmen.
Contrary to what most people believe, the English do not bite. They use their jaws to anchor themselves and then, using their strong mandibles to attach themselves to their food, they tear at it with their limbs. As a result the average Englishmen is in severe need of dental hygiene. They have yet to discover the scientific technology known as orthodontics, steadfastly insisting that cosmetic surgery is only for prostitutes.
Labels: Sex
Monday, May 29, 2006
&bull posted by Matt
Wharton @ 10:40 AM
Sunday, May 28, 2006
&bull posted by Matt
Wharton @ 6:30 PM
CNN News: Judge says sex offender too short for prisonProsecutor vows to appeal 10-year probationary sentence
A judge's decision to sentence a 5-foot-1 man to probation instead of prison for sexually assaulting a child has angered crime victim advocates who say the punishment sends the wrong message.
But supporters of short people say it's about time someone recognizes the unique challenges they face.
What the fucking fuck? Too short for prison! He fucking sexually assaulted a 12 year old.
Truly fucking astonishing that anybody would see this was an issue to offer their support to. Short people probably do face challenges in their life but they're not alone in facing challenges so do a lot of people but you don't see them escaping jail terms.
I'm sure he wouldn't face more of a challenge than other child molesters that are imprisoned as regular inmates don't look favourably on 'nonces' be they tall, short or whatever.
Labels: Sex
Saturday, May 27, 2006
&bull posted by Matt
Wharton @ 9:32 PM
The Idiot's Lantern, the seventh episode of
Doctor Who, was creepy fantastic.
A wonderful episode that was really quite disturbing and if hundreds of thousands of kids across the country don't have nightmares about 'The lady from the TV coming to get them' tonight I'll be surprised. This one did have
the fear factor.
Fabulous bit of writing by Mark Gatiss who also wrote the excellent episode from the first season
The Unquiet Dead.
It was perfectly cast I thought. Maureen Lipman was outstanding as the villain of the piece and both Ron Cook and Jamie Foreman were great in their roles as Magpie and Eddie Connolly.
The shots of a faceless grandmother and that of a faceless Rose will stay with me for many days I feel.
Labels: TV
Wednesday, May 24, 2006
&bull posted by Matt
Wharton @ 6:33 PM
I'm very late with jumping on the Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas bandwagon but I don't have a PS2 and it came out much much later on the XBox and I wasn't prepared to pay full whack for it by then so I never bothered.
But thanks to ebay and the cheapness of the second hand market I'm now on board and boy is it a great fun game.
It's dangerous though as I feel it is bleeding into my real life and I find myself supressing the urge to jack people's cars when they stop at traffic lights when I'm walking by.
I've been enjoying pimping and doing drive-bys though and they are fun in the game too.
Labels: Games
&bull posted by Matt
Wharton @ 6:16 PM
The new Home Secretary John Reid has
vented fury at Home Office over the prisoners fiasco.
ohn Reid yesterday made a startling attack on the Home Office as he revealed that the department still did not know the whereabouts of hundreds of foreign prisoners who should have been considered for deportation.
The home secretary said the department was "not fit for the purpose: averse to a culture of personal responsibility, technologically ill-equipped for an era of mass migration and led by officials that are incapable of producing facts or figures that remain accurate for even a short period of time".
Not fit for purpose and
technologically ill-equipped!
And this is the department to be put in charge of one of the most technically complex IT projects in the history of the UK, the Identity Cards system.
It was bad enough when we believed that the Home Office was at least competent but now when even the Home Secretary is attacking his own department there is little hope that the ID Cards will not end up a complete and utter fucking shambles that will cause more harm than good to the citizens of the UK.
Labels: ID Cards
Tuesday, May 23, 2006
&bull posted by Matt
Wharton @ 10:46 AM
Just found at YouTube something that made me very very happy.
Gummi BearsI loved this cartoon series as a kid.
Labels: TV, YouTube
Sunday, May 21, 2006
&bull posted by Matt
Wharton @ 11:21 PM
Some mindblowing art by Rob Gonsalves - mathematician's delight
I would call it.
Wow.
I love this one.
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&bull posted by Matt
Wharton @ 11:08 PM
&bull posted by Matt
Wharton @ 10:44 PM
I've recently discovered an organisation called
Kiva.
What is Kiva?
Kiva lets you loan as little as $25 to a qualified low income entrepreneur in the developing world.
How does it work?
Kiva partners with local organizations to screen businesses and administer your loan. Our partners average a historical repayment rate of +96%.
I think this is a brilliant alternative to outright charitable donations as a way of aiding those in the developing world. Now comes the hard part choosing which individual I should make a loan to.
Labels: charity
Friday, May 19, 2006
&bull posted by Matt
Wharton @ 10:53 PM
Why e-mails are so easily misunderstoodIt's interesting given how badly email conveys emotion that I have built a rapport with a number of people purely via text on a screen and friendships have developed upon such a base. I wonder how much time and text it took to build the rapport and how it would have compared with face to face communication.
Thursday, May 18, 2006
&bull posted by Matt
Wharton @ 11:15 AM
Science Fiction writer Charlie Stross takes a look at the future of the British Identity Card and the National Identity Register in his
Report on the state of the National Identity Register, May 2016A piece of speculative fiction admittedly but one that I think will hit very close to the mark a decade down the line.
Wednesday, May 17, 2006
&bull posted by Matt
Wharton @ 12:30 PM
There is a new trojan going around that deletes files that it suspects to be downloaded via P2P networks. The trojan unknowingly infects a user's computer and begins deleting files. The trojan, called Erazer-A, targets the default download directories used by numerous P2P programs.
Is the Record Industry resorting to taking desperate measure to combat filesharing? Highly unlikely.
This is probably just some moronic script kiddie who's taken it upon themselves to "save" the record industry. I don't know the full details but it seems like a pretty unsophisticated trojan.
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Saturday, May 06, 2006
&bull posted by Matt
Wharton @ 10:27 PM
&bull posted by Matt
Wharton @ 8:50 PM
The notion of best man for the job was never really the case in cabinet reshuffles of the past but at least many times ministers were chosen from the brightest and the best of a party's MPs.
The floundering Blair is I feel trying to shore up his premiership by shuffling in his most loyal supporters into key positions at the expense of the quality of the members of the cabinet. Back in November 2005
Tim Ireland wrote. [
via]
The only people Blair can appoint to his cabinet or count on in the pursuit of his reforms have to have backed him over the war on Iraq then and continue to back him to this day. And anyone who can do that with a smile on their face is duplicitous, stupid or woefully misinformed. It's no longer a case of the best man or woman for the job.
The removal of John Prescott's portfolio whilst retaining his
services as Deputy Prime Minister is the most bizarre result of this recent fiasco. Hopefully this farcical thing will doom Blair but I have a feeling that yet again for Teflon Tony the shit won't stick to him.
Does give the chance to make an awful political joke though about Prescott losing his briefs yet again. Expect to see that one in the Daily Mail if it hasn't already appeared there.
The Conservative leader David Cameron could be right when he says that
the Cabinet reshuffle shows the government has lost its authority and is in terminal decline. There is still plenty of time and opportunity for the party to win back the electorate though and I hope they can see that ditching Blair would be an excellent step towards doing that.
Labels: politics
&bull posted by Matt
Wharton @ 8:33 PM
If last week's episode was like old school Doctor Who at it's best then this was definitely new school Doctor Who at it's best. You would never have had a story like this in the old days which was basically a love story involving the Doctor against a typical time travel background.
The robots would have scared me as a seven year old more than anything else so far this series. Like Sophia Myles said in Doctor Who Confidential they were like sinister clowns. Smiling but deadly, it can't be bargained with. It can't be reasoned with. It doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And it absolutely will not stop, ever, until you are dead.
Madame Du Pompadour was great, she was intelligent, brave, commanding and very beautiful. I could fucking fall for a woman like that.

Godspeed my lonely angel
I thought it was heartbreakingly poignant stuff.
Fucking Cybermen next week. Cool.
Labels: TV
Friday, May 05, 2006
&bull posted by Matt
Wharton @ 12:30 PM
The Labour party were given
a bit of a bloody nose in this election but it wasn't enough for them to get rid of the liability that is Blair. Sad to see that the voters
swung the way of the Tories instead of the other way towards the Liberals or Green.
That bullying venal fat fuck
Charles Clarke is out of a job though which is great news.
Labels: politics
Tuesday, May 02, 2006
&bull posted by Matt
Wharton @ 2:24 AM
Well there's only a couple of days to go now and the man known as Blair is still the Prime Minister so the only choice now is protest against the Labour party and show them we mean it when we say that Blair has stayed in office long after he should have been ousted.

As I have no local elections this Thursday (ours happened at the same time as the general election last year) I can't make the protest myself so I'm calling on my readers to do so on my behalf, I know some of you exist and reside somewhere in the UK. My visitors can't all be searching for information on Admiral Isoruko Yamamoto surely.
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