Instead of it.

See the full list here.

Firstly there are only 100 items on the list and secondly many of these activities have resulted in me getting laid so it is not an ideal list for those looking to abstain.

1. Go for a bike ride. (Then have sex)

6. Play hide-and-seek in a cornfield. (Then have sex)

7. Go horseback riding. (Then have sex)

11. Play Twister. (Then have sex)

12. Have a picnic in the middle of winter.

16. Volunteer at a soup kitchen or homeless shelter. (Then have sex, the homeless give excellent blowjobs)

18. Take a walk on the beach. (Then have sex)

31. Eat something you have never tried before. (Ha, I've got something for you to eat lady)

36. Go to the park and pretend like you’re 6 years old again. (Then have sex or was that just me when I was 6 with Mr Humphries the paedophile)

41. Visit sick people in the hospital. (People in comas make great lovers)

45. Have a burping contest. (I love to do this instead of sex)

50. Visit an animal shelter. (Then have sex)

68. Go to the mall and get your pictures taken in a little photo booth. (I know what you get up to in photo booths you horny devil)

85. Buy a disposable camera and take funny pictures of each other. (Semi-pornographic if I recall when I was teenager in love)

There were a lot more I could make lewd comments about but I've run out of steam and this all very lame anyway. Please ignore it.

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New game I've discovered not as good as Catapault Santa it is just fucking insane.

Dolphin Dash click here

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A man is recovering from minor injuries after jumping into the lion pen at an Argentine zoo and taunting the animals.
Lucas Tomas, 22, was said to have held his jacket like a bullfighter's cape at one of Buenos Aires zoo's two lions.

The lion, Quique, reacted by pouncing on him and repeatedly biting at him. TV footage showed the animal on top of him, visibly biting him at least once.

Hospital officials said Mr Tomas was being treated for wounds to arms and face as well as psychological problems.

Tranquillised

The zoo's chief veterinarian, Miguel Rivolta, described how Mr Tomas entered the enclosure on Sunday and tried to goad one of the lions.

"He jumped into the lion's pen, and when the lions didn't react, he took off his jacket and egged them on," said Mr Rivolta. "It was an act of madness."

He said the lions initially took no notice of their unexpected visitor - being used to the zookeepers - but the man persisted in teasing them.

Zoo officials eventually managed to tranquilise Quique, and Mr Tomas climbed out and was taken to hospital.

Fernandez Hospital's chief medic, Juan Carlos Ramares, said the patient told the authorities he had been ordered by "voices from God" to enter the lion's den.