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Police hunt ninja women who robbed a gas station

I’d advise the police to be cautious as it is established fact that

1. Ninjas are mammals.

2. Ninjas fight ALL the time.

3. The purpose of the ninja is to flip out and kill people.

That they haven’t yet flipped out is a sure sign that they are probably on the verge of doing so.

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