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The Curious Incident of the North Pole

Whilst idly surfing the web one day I discovered that there many more North Poles in the world than I’d thought. Not only do we have the Geographic North Pole, the Magnetic North Pole and the Geomagnetic North Pole, there are also North Poles in both the states of Alaska and New York and curiously a North Pole in the centre of London.

The curious 10 year old boy that lives inside me and loves watching The Royal Institution Christmas Lectures decided to email them to find out why it was called the North Pole station.

North Pole station [Incident:061229-000103]
Could you tell me please why it is called North Pole?

Thanks
Matt Wharton

Dear Mr Wharton

Thank you for your e mail,

The North Pole International Depot in London is so called because the depot is linked by rail to the three main North London termini: Euston, St Pancras and Kings Cross.

Kind Regards

Julian

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The Runaway Bride

Well briefly this year’s Christmas episode of Doctor Who was in my opinion a load of crap and Catherine Tate was even more bloody annoying than I’d expected her to be. Yet another proof that RTD shouldn’t fucking write these episodes as if we needed more proof.

And yet I was still excited by the trailer for the forthcoming Third season of the show. I’m a fucking lost cause really.

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Boymongoose’s 12 Days of Christmas

The 12 Days of Christmas by boymongoose is so damn good I might just have to buy the album ready for next year.

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Real men Wii standing up.

Jason Kottke’s puntastic t-shirt design.

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Christmas virgin birth

BBC News: ‘Virgin births’ for giant lizards

There have been two reported cases of Komodo dragon “virgin births”

The largest lizards in the world are capable of “virgin births”.

Scientists report of two cases where female Komodo dragons have produced offspring without male contact.

One of the reptiles, Flora, a resident of Chester Zoo in the UK, is awaiting her clutch of eight eggs to hatch, with a due-date estimated around Christmas.

Kevin Buley, a curator at Chester Zoo and a co-author on the paper, said: “Flora laid her eggs at the end of May and, given the incubation period of between seven and nine months, it is possible they could hatch around Christmas – which for a ‘virgin birth’ would finish the story off nicely.

“We will be on the look-out for shepherds, wise men and an unusually bright star in the sky over Chester Zoo.”

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Billions and Billions

To commemorate the 10th Anniversary of Carl Sagan’s death fans and bloggers are planning a worldwide blog-a-thon, plus the launch of a new site titled Celebrating Sagan.

My own contribution is to reprint this Sagan related urban legend.

Once upon a time, Carl Sagan met the pope (John Paul II) and asked him what he would do if somehow science convincingly and irrefutably disproved the foundations of Christianity. The Pope proceeded to lecture Sagan for about 15 minutes about why this was impossible.

Later, Carl met the Dali Lama and asked him the same question about Buddhism. His reply was that he would immediately tell everybody, because it would mean millions of Buddhists would be living their lives incorrectly.

Also I’d like to add a link to this site which posits that Sagan was the reincarnation of 18th century astronomer David Rittenhouse.

I wonder what Carl Sagan would have thought of that, as a renowned sceptic he would probably have laughed like I did.

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Tell me about the rabbits, George!

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Gold standard for identity. Yeah right!

BBC News: Giant ID computer plan scrapped

Not unfortunately the scrapping of a plan for a government computer the size of a building like they had at Bureau West near where I live.

P5150072 In fact the government has announced that the proposed National Identity Register which underpins their ID Card scheme will not be created anew so as to be clean and error-free but instead will be constructed from the current databases of various government agencies.

The information will be stored in three separate databases including the Department of Work and Pensions’ Customer Information Service, which holds national insurance records, and the Identity and Passport Service computer system.

Mr Reid denied IT companies had wasted millions on preparation work for an entirely new system, saying the industry had been consulted on the move.

The government has reportedly spent about £35m on IT consultants since the ID cards project began in 2004.

“Doing something sensible is not necessarily a U-turn,” Mr Reid told reporters.

“We have decided it is lower risk, more efficient and faster to take the infrastructure that already exists, although the data will be drawn from other sources.”

So we’ll have a National Identity Register that is as full of errors as the current ones are, hardly the ‘Gold Standard’ for identity that the Home Office proudly announced it would be is it.

Interestingly the Press Release from the Identity and Passport Service makes no reference to this at all other than in passing.

This news comes as Home Office Minister Liam Byrne published a Strategic Action Plan for the National Identity Scheme and the Borders, Immigration and Identity Action Plan, which follow the wider Home Office review earlier this year and signal the countdown to the introduction of ID cards to UK citizens in 2009.

The Strategic Action Plan being the document where the new plans for the National Identity Register are laid out. Instead the press release focuses on the part of the plan that describes how the fingerprinting of foreign nationals will help secure Britain’s border and crackdown on illegal working and fraudulent access to services. Immigration Minister Liam Byrne said:

We’re determined that Britain won’t be a soft touch for illegal immigration. Compulsory biometric identity for foreign nationals will help us secure our borders, shut down access to the illegal jobs, which we know attracts illegal immigrants, and help fight foreign criminals.

But all this is completely irrelevant when we are talking about the establishment of a biometric based National Identity Register of UK citizens.

As NO2ID theorize this is about the establishment of the ‘database state’.

There is a growing list of planned systems.

* So-called ‘biometric’ ePassports that log data about your travel when used – see www.RenewForFreedom.org
* Centralised medical records without privacy – see www.TheBigOptOut.org
* Biometrics in schools – see www.LeaveThemKidsAlone.com
* Recording of all car journeys as a matter of course, using ANPR.

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BAE Systems are above the law

The Guardian reports that due to National Security issues a major SFO investigation of BAE Systems has been halted.

A major criminal investigation into alleged corruption by the arms company BAE Systems and its executives was stopped in its tracks yesterday when the prime minister claimed it would endanger Britain’s security if the inquiry was allowed to continue.

The remarkable intervention was announced by the attorney general, Lord Goldsmith, who took the decision to end the Serious Fraud Office inquiry into alleged bribes paid by the company to Saudi officials, after consulting cabinet colleagues.

It would appear that the lobbying of the company and the Saudi government has finally payed off and the government has pulled the plug as it were on the inquiry. The Serious Fraud Office issued this statement.

The Attorney General had apparently consulted with the prime minister, the defence secretary, foreign secretary, and the intelligence services, and they jointly decided that “the wider public interest” “outweighed the need to maintain the rule of law”.

So BAE Systems can now in my opinion be considered above the law, but then that has seemed always to have been the way when it comes to British arms companies, at least under the previous Conservative government.

I suppose naively I had thought that this government would be different especially given that we’ve a prime minister who once taunted his predecessor as someone “knee deep in dishonour” over an arms deal and who promised that he would be “purer than pure” in office.

I feel like one of the animals looking in at the pigs and men at the end of Animal Farm.

The creatures outside looked from pig to man, and from man to pig, and from pig to man again; but already it was impossible to say which was which.

Edit: Garry Smith of A Big Stick and a Small Carrot apparently feels exactly the same and beat me to the punch with the quote.

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Big Damn Heroes

The Firefly convention known as Flanvention was cancelled at the last minute by the organisers leaving fans some of whom having travelled hundreds of miles very upset and disappointed.

But the fans being such a tight and passionate group and the stars of Firefly being so damn brilliant a kind of ad hoc Flanvention was created in its place.

Firefly Flanvention Flattened; Fans Find Finkery at Fault

A Flan by any other name…

I’m not offended, and don’t call me mate – OMG!!!

Death_is_My_Gift’s photos and commentary on the ad hoc flanvention.

Browncoat Backup Bash Reports

Daytone Beach News-Journal Online: Why we love the Firefly/Serenity crew

Whedonesque fans vacariously enjoying the ad hoc Flanvention.

The skinny on a phat night…my night with “the browncoats”…

A man named Jayne – music video Brilliant and hilarious.