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I may have told y'all this story before so sue me.

I went to a catholic school which is probably why I have problems with religions. I wanted to distance myself from the catholic school so much, I was very vocal about all the satanic heavy metal I was into and how much I hated church.

So before we left the school for good we were forced to go to some religious retreat where all the students congregated and reflected on...I dunno, God or whatever. It was pretty lame. The lamest part was this sing along we had with this dude named Ray LeMay. No shit, that was his fuckin' name. So Ray shuts his trap for a minute and he's like, "I want to play this song for you guys." So he puts on this record and it's this lame ass Jesus ballad or whatever. Everyone's all quiet and shit. Just at that very fuckin' moment I got something in my eye, I swear, like some Jesus dust or something. I started to rub it and it got really irritated and began to tear up. Just at that moment I got something in my other eye. No shit. So both my eyes are blew out, Ray's playing this lame ass sad Jesus ballad, and all my peers are like, "Oh look, the satanic kid is crying."

Further proof that there is a god and he hates me.