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Peter Cook has been voted as The Comedians' Comedian in a Channel 4 poll.

Clive: I wrote-, I wrote to the-, the Council of Churches and I said, "This fucking Bible, .....

Derek: Mmm.

C: ..... especially, erm, Paul," .....

D: Yeah.

C: ..... I said, "This fucking Bible really gives me the horn." And, er, I wrote, you know, .....

D: (laughs)

C: ..... civilly to them at the World Council of Churches, I wrote, "Dear Cunts In Charge Of Religion," you know, familiar, .....

D: Right.

C: ....friendly. "Dear Cunts In Charge Of Religion, your fucking guidebook or whatever the fucking thing is don't half give me the horn, .....

Comedy genius and a hero of mine. I couldn't think of a more worthy winner.