The home office to issue Santa identity cards
To combat F4J Santa’s and at the same time minimise the risk of upsetting "real" Santa’s, the home office has decided to introduce official Santa Identity Cards. The cards must be worn at all times and must be clearly visible. They should be placed on the right lapel or slightly lower if beard length is a problem.
This sounds quite plausible especially given Home Secretary David Blunkett's zeal for a National Identity Card scheme, but I'm not convinced this is true.
