A friend of mine wrote: 'One thing you guys haven't quite figured out yet is that it's the women who choose the men. You might do the chasing and the courting, but in the end, it's the fairer gender that chooses whether or not you get past the front stoop.'
I worked this out a couple of years ago and it's been all downhill since then. Knowing that the wizard is a regular guy hiding behind a curtain ruins the magic.
Maybe if I go back to deluding myself I might start having more luck, I just realized fucking obviously I would because of my lack of chasing and courting recently. If you don't play the game then you can't claim your prize. Fuck this stupid drunken ramble.
