Saturday, May 08, 2004

True Cinema Manager Tales 

• posted by Matt Wharton @ 1:22 PM  

Bizarre customer enquiries part 7

- "Why do they have to put all the acknowledgements on the end of the film? What interest is that to the general public?"
- "I don't really know, but it's of interest some people and it's probably a union requirement."
- "But why do we have to sit through it."
--Fuck I have no words.

A teenage boy wearing jeans, white trainers and a blue Bath Rugby Club anorak asks.
- "Would you know where I could exchange some gift vouchers? I've had a heart attack and I'm stuck in Bath."
--What the fuck

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