me: How would you describe the look on your face this afternoon when you came round from the tranquiliser and realised you were still in the boot of my car?
he: It was a look of delight you were so kind to leave that dead girl beside me she really was satisfying.
he: Passed out next to a castrated limbless paedophile in the rain. How about you?
me: I'm very depressed but getting better because of leaf chameleons and red haired girl's smiles.
he: Oh man those reds are the best, enough to keep anyone alive. I love you beautiful brother.


