Just a quickie about a query from a customer I had today.
"Could you tell me how to get in touch with Mel Gibson so I could congratulate him on his wonderful film 'The Passion of the Christ'."
I suggested that she send a letter via Icon film distribution and then she got really shirty with me telling me that I was being no help.
Like I fucking know every single film director's home address in the whole bloody world. What the fuck do you expect from me you psycho bitch.
Tags: cinema
