The Passion of the Christ is bringing the weirdos out of the woodwork at my cinema.
Quote: My husband and I haven't been to the cinema in 30 years but we'll be sure to come and see it.
I am left wondering if they have any idea of what the movie will actually be like.
Customer: Can I have a ticket for Passion of the Christ.
Cashier: I'm afraid it isn't playing yet. It starts on Friday 9th April.
Customer: I must be drunk then.


