The six numbers on my ticket for todays UK National Lottery. This is an experiment to influence the collective unconscious of the population of the UK and manipulate the numbers that are drawn tonight.
Based upon the evidence that the number 13 is the least drawn number in the history of the National Lottery I have concluded that the collective unconscious has some effect on the numbers drawn and hence a number considered unlucky would be rarely drawn.
I propose to channel my chosen numbers into the collective unconscious and increase the likelihood of their being drawn tonight. I may be slighty mad and a bit drunk but by Monday I shall have returned to reality.


