See the full list here.
Firstly there are only 100 items on the list and secondly many of these activities have resulted in me getting laid so it is not an ideal list for those looking to abstain.
1. Go for a bike ride. (Then have sex)
6. Play hide-and-seek in a cornfield. (Then have sex)
7. Go horseback riding. (Then have sex)
11. Play Twister. (Then have sex)
12. Have a picnic in the middle of winter.
16. Volunteer at a soup kitchen or homeless shelter. (Then have sex, the homeless give excellent blowjobs)
18. Take a walk on the beach. (Then have sex)
31. Eat something you have never tried before. (Ha, I've got something for you to eat lady)
36. Go to the park and pretend like you’re 6 years old again. (Then have sex or was that just me when I was 6 with Mr Humphries the paedophile)
41. Visit sick people in the hospital. (People in comas make great lovers)
45. Have a burping contest. (I love to do this instead of sex)
50. Visit an animal shelter. (Then have sex)
68. Go to the mall and get your pictures taken in a little photo booth. (I know what you get up to in photo booths you horny devil)
85. Buy a disposable camera and take funny pictures of each other. (Semi-pornographic if I recall when I was teenager in love)
There were a lot more I could make lewd comments about but I've run out of steam and this all very lame anyway. Please ignore it.
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