Instead of it.
See the full list here.
Firstly there are only 100 items on the list and secondly many of these activities have resulted in me getting laid so it is not an ideal list for those looking to abstain.
1. Go for a bike ride.
6. Play hide-and-seek in a cornfield.
7. Go horseback riding.
11. Play Twister.
12. Have a picnic in the middle of winter.
16. Volunteer at a soup kitchen or homeless shelter.
18. Take a walk on the beach.
31. Eat something you have never tried before.
36. Go to the park and pretend like you’re 6 years old again.
41. Visit sick people in the hospital.
45. Have a burping contest. (I love to do this instead of sex)
50. Visit an animal shelter.
68. Go to the mall and get your pictures taken in a little photo booth. (I know what you get up to in photo booths you horny devil)
85. Buy a disposable camera and take funny pictures of each other. (Semi-pornographic if I recall when I was teenager in love)
When I'm not making posts about sex I'm usually writing about how to make your computer safe from hackers and viruses.
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