L. M. Rosa wrote:
What about Yoda?
That guy sucked in Clones, man... it's time he leaves Hollywood...
SuperNihilist82 wrote:
To be fair, Yoda hasn't been the same since that awful bust-up with Cybill Shepherd. He took to drinking heavily and gained a lot weight, just barely got it off in time for Phantom Menace. I think a part of him died when she left him.
electricinca wrote:
Yes but I think getting locked up for 30 days following the drunken rampage with his light sabre put him on the straight and narrow. Unfortunately there are new rumours coming out of Holllywood of an addiction to midichlorians that he sates by drinking the blood of young jedis.
SuperNihilist82 wrote:
Oh, he's getting help for that. Charlie Sheen and Samuel L Jackson drove him to Promises out in Malibu so he could get cleaned up. And George Lucas told him if he was still on the stuff then he was cutting him out of Episode 3 and replacing him Gollum instead.
L. M. Rosa wrote:
Gollum...
Now there's another one... did you see his performance in the MTV awards, insulting all his co-workers and Peter Jackson, calling poor Donby a cunt and swearing a lot?
SuperNihilist82 wrote:
Yeah, I did -- the snotty bastard. Still, they say he's a consumate professional when he's on the set -- although I hear Liv Tyler had to swat his hand off her ass a few times.
James wrote:
I heard he's planning to run for Governor of California.
L. M. Rosa wrote:
I'm sure he's more popular than Arnie...
... but won't his past of mental disorders affect his plans?
SuperNihilist82 wrote:
Arnold's (recent) past as a sex offender didn't really hurt his gubernatorial bid.
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