US soldiers bulldoze farmers' crops
http://news.independent.co.uk/low_res/story.jsp?story=452375&host=3&dir=75
US soldiers driving bulldozers, with jazz blaring from loudspeakers, have uprooted ancient groves of date palms as well as orange and lemon trees in central Iraq as part of a new policy of collective punishment of farmers who do not give information about guerrillas attacking US troops.
Once again I must applaud the actions of the U.S. Soldiers.
You never know what devilish purposes the Iraqi farmers had in mind for their harvest. Do you not know that the juice of citrus fruits mixed with petrol makes napalm. Clearly the US needed to perform a pre-emptive strike again in order to prevent more innocent Americans from dying.


